10 best Chuck Norris FACTS !!

You don't mess with Chuck Norris! That's a common rule that every living being must know. Beyond his legendary existences, we take a look at some of his greatest jokes.   Facts !!.. I mean FACTS!!..

10.  MythBusters confirmed the Chuck Norris facts.

9.   Chuck Norris threw a grenade and killed 50 people, then it exploded.

8.   When a zombie apocalypse starts, Chuck Norris doesn't try to survive. The zombies do.

7.   Chuck Norris can strangle you with a cordless phone.

6.   Chuck NorriIt is considered a great accomplishment to go down Niagara Falls in a wooden barrel. Chuck Norris can go up Niagara Falls in a cardboard box.

5.   Chuck Norris has a grizzly bear carpet in his room. The bear isn't dead it is just afriad to move.

4.   Chuck Norris doesn't dial the wrong number, you pick up the wrong phone.

3.   The original title for Alien vs. Predator was Alien and Predator vs Chuck Norris. The film was cancelled shortly after going into preproduction. No one would pay nine dollars to see a movie fourteen seconds long.

2.   When Alexander Bell invented the telephone he had 3 missed calls from Chuck Norris

  1.   Chuck Norris once went to mars. Thats why there is no signs of life.